YOU CRAVE LEADERSHIP
THE
PIXELFOREST LIST OF DEMANDS
OBEY THIS WEBSITE
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1
QUIT
BEING SUCH A MONEY-HUNGRY DWEEB
and someone kills you
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2
DO
SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR A CHANGE
if you obey the law, do something illegal,
if you break the law, clean up your act
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3
QUIT
MAKING LAME WEBSITES
aren't there enough already?
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4
HAVE
SOME FUN
start with
the company copy machine
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5
QUIT
KILLING SO MANY TREES
buy a used home
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6
QUIT
HAVING SO MANY BABIES
we are running out room
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7
GET
OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING
you make
America look bad
^ home ^