YOU CRAVE LEADERSHIP
THE PIXELFOREST LIST OF DEMANDS
OBEY THIS WEBSITE





1 • QUIT BEING SUCH A MONEY-HUNGRY DWEEB
and someone kills you




2 • DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR A CHANGE
if you obey the law, do something illegal,
if you break the law, clean up your act




3 • QUIT MAKING LAME WEBSITES
aren't there enough already?




4 • HAVE SOME FUN
start with the company copy machine




5 • QUIT KILLING SO MANY TREES
buy a used home




6 • QUIT HAVING SO MANY BABIES
we are running out room




7 • GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING
you make America look bad

Pixel Forest

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